Dreams can come true

There is nothing more boring than someone recounting the highlights of last night's reality tv. But someone recounting their dreams certainly comes close.

That said, I feel impelled to share the dream I had last night. I will keep it brief in order to prevent boredom.

I dreamt that I won an Oscar. For writing. A screenplay. It was very exciting. After the ceremony I went home to drop the statuette off, because I knew I'd lose it if I took it out with me. However someone told me that I must take it out as for one night it was my ticket to all the best places. Whilst I waited for my friends to finish getting ready I discovered that the Oscar statue was made of chocolate. I was hungry.

So I ate it.

The end.

So much insight into my personality in that one little dream.